One-Liner Jokes

Holiday Worry

I'm worried about the holidays. I haven't spoken to my wife for 9 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

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50 Shades

My wife says we should spice up our sex life with some stuff from 50 Shades of Grey.
First, she wants me to become a billionaire.

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Gas Stations

Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?  Are they afraid someone might clean them!?

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