One-Liner Jokes

Eat Now

Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

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One More Thing

"Great, just what I need," she moaned as he brought home a new microwave oven. "One more thing that heats up instantly and goes off in twenty seconds."

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Coffee on the Titanic

Q:  What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
A:  Sanka.

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