One-Liner Jokes

Speech Impediment

Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment?
A: She can't say, "No".

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Mime Unrest

My uncle was thrown out of a mime show for having a seizure – they thought he was heckling.

Anonymous

Big Question

Four years ago, I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date. Today, I asked her to marry me.
She said no both times.

Anonymous
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