One-Liner Jokes

Mime Unrest

My uncle was thrown out of a mime show for having a seizure – they thought he was heckling.

Anonymous

Big Question

Four years ago, I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date. Today, I asked her to marry me.
She said no both times.

Anonymous

Cow Bells

Q:  Why do cows wear bells?
A:  Because their horns don't work!

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