Bakery Heist

Yesterday I heard there was a robbery at a bakery, I've heard of stupid crimes...
But this one really takes the cake.

Shop Work

Apparently there's gold in the ground underneath my shop.
So here I am, mining my own business.

A Good Business Line

• A good scapegoat is hard to find.
• A good slogan can stop analysis for fifty years.
• A good solution can be successfully applied to almost any problem.
• A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
• A little ambiguity never hurt anyone.
• A little humility is arrogance.
• A little inaccuracy saves a world of explanation.
• A little ignorance can go a long way.
• A man of quality does not fear a woman seeking equality.
• A man should be greater than some of his parts.