One-Liner Jokes

Tupperwear

Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
A: To find a tight seal.

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Bank Blaze

There was a blaze in the safe at the bank. The fire investigation officer is blaming vaulty wiring.

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Palindrome

My opponent passed out during a palindrome contest.
I can reviver.

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