One-Liner Jokes

Bad Business

Just been to the Grim Reaper's new shop.
"How's business?" I asked
"Dead" he replied

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Cannibal Compliment

Two cannibals are eating dinner. One says to the other, "Gosh, Bill, your wife makes a great meal."

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Mouse Bucket

Q: What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?
A: Getting it to fit over a bucket!

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