One-Liner Jokes

Go Away

I can't stand those interfering people who bang on your door and tell you how you need to be "saved" or you'll "burn"... 
Fucking firemen.

Anonymous

Blonde Laughter

Q:  How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A:  Tell her a joke on Tuesday.

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Anonymous

Non - Returnable

The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.

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