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Go Away
I can't stand those interfering people who bang on your door and tell you how you need to be "saved" or you'll "burn"...
Fucking firemen.
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Blonde Laughter
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Tuesday.
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Non - Returnable
The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.
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