Old Age Jokes - Old Age Sex Jokes

Relative Sex

"Dad," asked son, "What's that shriveled up old thing on Grandma?" Dad replied ''That's Grandpa!"

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Lower Sex Drive

A 96-year old man is pleading with the doctor for a lower sex drive. "Surely you're imagining things," says the doctor. "You're 96 years old. Isn't all the feeling for sex just in your head?" "Yes," replies the elderly man, "that's why I want you to lower my sex drive to the place where it might do more good."

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At the Dentist

An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs.
The dentist said, “Excuse me, but I’m not a gynecologist.”
“I know,” said the old lady. “I want you to take my husband’s teeth out.”

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