Old Age Jokes

Sooner

A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods." The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this in. At last she said, "I sure wish I'd gotten to know you sooner!"

Categories: Old Age Jokes , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Saving Up

This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of 18. The morning after the wedding night, the girl comes down with a pained expression on her face. "What's the matter, dear?" asks the woman at the front desk. "Well," sniffed the girl, "He told me he'd been saving up for 60 years, and I thought he meant his money!"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes) , Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes)
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Old Age Honesty

Two old men in a retirement village were sitting in the reading room and one said to the other, ''How do you really feel? I mean, you're 72 years old, how do you honestly feel?''
''Honestly, I feel like a new born baby. I've got no hair, no teeth, and I just wet myself.''

Categories: Old Age Jokes , Appearance Jokes
Anonymous
Trackuser=No (Robot detected) |IsRobot=Yes |

Page rendered in 0.2128 seconds