Old Age Jokes

Let Me See

A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of 30. He is persuaded to have a medical exam first. "Everyone tells me I need a checkup to see if I'm sexually fit," he says to the doctor. "Okay," says the medic, "let me see your sex organs." So the old guy sticks out his tongue and his middle finger.

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Free Police Lollipop

An old lady approaches a police station and observes three women in hand cuffs waiting to go in. The old lady asks one of the women, "Why are you in line?" The woman looks at the other prostitutes, winks and says, "We're waiting in line for a free lollipop." So the old lady gets in line for her free lollipop. The chief of police comes out to take the girls in and notices the old lady in line. Shocked, he says to the old lady, "'You should be ashamed of yourself!" "Let me tell you something, sonny," the old lady replies, "as long as they keep making them, I will keep sucking them!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes)
Anonymous

Old Women at the Movies

Two old ladies are at the movies. "Psst," says one old lady. "I think the guy next to me is beating off." "What makes you say that?" "He's using my hand."

Categories: Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes)
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