Wise Business One Liners

• Success is the active process of making your dreams real and inspiring others to dream. - James Anders Honeycutt
• Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
• Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than they do.
• Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like what you get.
• Take this job and shove it.
• Teamwork is essential; it allows you to blame someone else.
• Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
• That which cannot be taken apart will fall apart.
• The 5 P's : Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance 

Witch to Believe

A guy embezzled money from his company and was about to jump off a bridge, when an old hag appeared and told him she was a witch, and would put the money back if he would sleep with her. He did, and was ready to go back to work, believing his problems were solved, when the old hag who was in bed smoking a cigarette asked him, “Sonny, aren’t you too old to believe in witches?”

Knock Knock - Lion

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lion!
Lion who?
Lion down on the job again!