Wise Business One Liners

• Success is the active process of making your dreams real and inspiring others to dream. - James Anders Honeycutt
• Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
• Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than they do.
• Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like what you get.
• Take this job and shove it.
• Teamwork is essential; it allows you to blame someone else.
• Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
• That which cannot be taken apart will fall apart.
• The 5 P's : Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance 

Knock Knock - Lion

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lion!
Lion who?
Lion down on the job again!

Copying Paper

A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer. One day while she was typing, she turned to another secretary and said, "What do I do now? I'm almost out of typing paper." "Just use the copier machine paper," replied the other secretary. With that, the blonde took her last remaining blank sheet of typing paper, placed it on the photocopier and proceeded to make ten blank copies.