Back From Vacation

Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about what a fun time she had. She then asked for two weeks leave in which to get married. "But you just had two weeks off," said the boss. "Why didn't you get married then?"
"What, and ruin my vacation?" she whined.

Wise Business One Liners

• Success is the active process of making your dreams real and inspiring others to dream. - James Anders Honeycutt
• Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
• Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than they do.
• Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like what you get.
• Take this job and shove it.
• Teamwork is essential; it allows you to blame someone else.
• Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
• That which cannot be taken apart will fall apart.
• The 5 P's : Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance 

Knock Knock - Lion

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lion!
Lion who?
Lion down on the job again!