More Business One Liners

• Any wire cut to length will be too short.
• Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
• Anyone can admit they were wrong; the true test is admitting it to someone else.
• Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.
• Anyone who makes an absolute statement is a fool.
• Anything created must necessarily be inferior to the essence of the creator. 
• Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
• Anything hit with a big enough hammer will fall apart.
• Anything in parentheses can be ignored.
• Anything is easier to take apart than to put together.

Proud Father

When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in to work and told everybody that he has a 10 lb healthy son. After hearing what was going on, the wife tells the father to quit telling everybody that the baby is 10 lb because he's only 8.6 lb.Next day at work, the father comes in and tells everyone that the baby is only 8 lb. "What do you mean, he was 10 yesterday?" "Umm, well that was before he got circumcised".

Filing System

Two secretaries were talking about their work. "I hate filing," said one. "No matter how careful I am, I can never find the papers I'm looking for. I forget where I have filed them."
"I used to have that problem too, but no more," her blonde friend said. "Now I make 26 copies of everything I type and file one under each letter of the alphabet. That way, I can't miss it!"