Money Jokes

Answering Machine - Pledge

Hi, this is Jim. Thanks for calling during my spring pledge drive. A basic membership is only $30, and a $60 pledge gets you an "I love Jim Shea" T-shirt. Please wait for the tone, and thank you for your pledge.

Anonymous

$20 Dollar Question

Q: A smart blonde, Santa and a pregnant woman are on an elevator. A twenty-dollar bill lies on the ground. Who picks it up?
A: The pregnant woman... the other two aren't real!

Anonymous

The Wealth Of Nations

I think it's ironic that the principles from "The Wealth of Nations" is bank robbing our society.

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