New Coin

A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being issued to honor two great American patriots. On one side of the coin would be Theodore Roosevelt, on the other, Nathan Hale. Asked why two people were going to be on the same coin, the official replied, ... "Now, when you have a coin toss, you can simply call "Teds, or Hales!"

Exotic Male Strip Club

Three ladies go to an exotic male strip club. One friend pulls out a $10 bill, licks it and sticks it on a stripper's left butt cheek. Not to be outdone, the second friend pulls out a $50 bill, licks it and sticks it to his right butt cheek. The third friend pulls out her ATM card, swipes it down his crack, grabs the $60 and goes home.

Blowing It

Q: What is six inches long with a head on it, that women like to blow?
A: MONEY.