Exotic Male Strip Club

Three ladies go to an exotic male strip club. One friend pulls out a $10 bill, licks it and sticks it on a stripper's left butt cheek. Not to be outdone, the second friend pulls out a $50 bill, licks it and sticks it to his right butt cheek. The third friend pulls out her ATM card, swipes it down his crack, grabs the $60 and goes home.

Blowing It

Q: What is six inches long with a head on it, that women like to blow?
A: MONEY.

Economics Ruins Life

Economics is ruining your life when...
- I tried to calculate my 3 year old son's discount rate by seeing how many sweets he would require to be promised to him after dinner to be equivalent to one sweet before dinner. 
- I spent one hour in a toy shop making up over 20 bundles of toys that could be purchased for $25 and then asked my son to select one of these bundles.