Irresistible to Women

Q: What are six inches long and irresistible to women?
A: Dollar bills.

Light Bulb - Economist

Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: That depends on the wage rate.

Helicopter Ride

A man and his wife go to a county fair for 50 years and every year the man said he would love to go on the helicopter but his wife said £50 is £50. One year the pilot heard this and said if you don't make a sound on the flight you can ride for free. So the pilot did everything he could to make them make a sound even loop the loops and at the end the pilot said, "Congratulations you didn't make a sound." The man said, "I almost made a sound when my wife fell out but £50 is £50."