CD & Intercourse

Q: What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
A: A Certificate of Deposit has significant penalty for early withdrawal.

Sex and Savings Accounts

Q: What does sex have in common with savings accounts?
A: You lose interest once you make a withdraw.

Voices From an Armored Car

The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped closer to hear what they were saying: "I see you, and I'll raise you another sixty thousand."