Money Jokes

We've Been Robbed!

A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from some sales and a large sack of flour when all of a sudden these highway men held them up and robbed them of everything. A few minutes later the farmer exclaims, "We're ruined, all the money's gone and there's no flour for bread!" His daughter says, "No, papa, I hid the money in my you-know-what." The farmer said, "You're a good girl, but if your mamma was here - she could have saved the sack of flour as well!"

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Money Jokes (Robber Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes)
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Making Ends Meet

"We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob's income.", his wife told her best friend.  "How do you two manage? And you even have kids!"  "We get along okay," her friend said. "You see, we work on our budget every evening. That saves us lots of money."  "Really? How can that be?"  "Well, by the time we get it all balanced, it's too damn late to go anywhere and do anything!"

Categories: Money Jokes (Poor People Jokes)
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Mystery Lover's Tip

A mystery-lover takes his place in the theater for opening night, but his seat is way back in the theater, far from the stage. The man calls an usher over and whispers, ''I just love a good mystery, and I have been anxiously anticipating the opening of this play. However, in order to carefully follow the clues and fully enjoy the play, I have to watch a mystery close up. Look how far away I am! If you can get me a better seat, I'll give you a handsome tip.'' The usher nods and says he will be back shortly. Looking forward to a large tip, the usher speaks with his co-workers in the box office, hoping to find some closer tickets. With just three minutes left until curtain, he finds an unused ticket at the Will Call window and snatches it up. Returning to the man in the back of the theater, he whispers, ''Follow me.'' The usher leads the man down to the second row, and proudly points out the empty seat right in the middle. ''Thanks so much,'' says the theatergoer, ''This seat is perfect.'' He then hands the usher a quarter. The usher looks down at the quarter, leans over and whispers, ''The butler did it in the parlor with the candlestick.''

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