Holland Visitor

A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. "Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them." "That's the same with us," the American said, "only we see stars, too."

Penny Jumped

Q: Why did the penny jump off the building and the dime didn't?
A: Because it had more cents!

Dear John, Take Me Back

Dear John,
I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement. Won't you forgive and forget? Your absence is breaking my heart. I was a fool - nobody can take your place. I love you.

All my love,
Belinda. xxxxoooxxxx
P.S. Congratulations on winning this week's lottery.