Money Jokes

Frog Bucks

Q: Where do frogs keep their money?
A: In a river bank!

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Yo Mama - Robbed

Yo momma so small, she got robbed by a gummy bear!

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Winning

A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas. Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He leaves the casino in a limo, calls his wife and says, "Honey, pack your bags. I just won over a million dollars in Vegas." His wife says, "That's wonderful. What should I pack for...Europe, the Caribbean?" He says, "I don't care, just be gone when I get home."

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