Money Jokes

Hundred Dollar Tattoo

This guy goes into a tattoo shop and requests to have a $100 dollar bill tattooed on his dick. "Why do you want that permanently on your penis?" asks the tattoo artist. "Three reasons: I like to play with my money, I like to watch my money grow, and this way my wife can blow a hundred bucks without leaving the house."

Anonymous

Finance 101

Been wracking my brain trying to come up with a way I can have an endless supply of money.
Anyone know how to make a mint?

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Irresistible to Women

Q: What are six inches long and irresistible to women?
A: Dollar bills.

Anonymous
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