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Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
A: Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.

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One Plus One Are Two

Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2
Proof: n(2n - 2) = n(2n - 2) n(2n - 2) - n(2n - 2) = 0 (n - n)(2n - 2) = 0 2n(n - n) - 2(n - n) = 0 2n - 2 = 0 2n = 2 n + n = 2 or setting n = 1 1 + 1 = 2 

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Math...

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil...

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