Bird Math

Q: What kind of math do birds like?
A: Owlgebra.

Three is Equal to Four

Theorem: 3=4
Proof: Suppose: a + b = c This can also be written as: 4a - 3a + 4b - 3b = 4c - 3c After reorganizing: 4a + 4b - 4c = 3a + 3b - 3c Take the constants out of the brackets: 4 * (a+b-c) = 3 * (a+b-c) Remove the same term left and right: 4 = 3 

Numbers Class

Q: 1,2,3,4 & 5 are sitting in class, why did 3 get kicked out?
A: He was being mean.