Movie Ratings

Just saw a pirated movie
On a scale of 1-10, I'd give a 3.14

Girls Are Evil

Girls = time * money
time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money (*)
But we know that money is a root of all evil, thus: m> Taking into account (*), we have: Girls = sqrt(evil)*sqrt(evil)
And finally: Girls = |evil| Thus, Girls are the absolute evil!

Numbers Equal Zero

Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.
Proof: Suppose that a=b. Then a = b a^2 = ab a^2 - b^2 = ab - b^2 (a + b)(a - b) = b(a - b) a + b = b a = 0 Furthermore if a + b = b, and a = b, then b + b = b, and 2b = b, which mean that 2 = 1.