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Math & Science Jokes - Mathematics
Digit Squeeze
Q: What did the number zero say to the number eight?
A: Why have you got your belt pulled so tight?
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Infinite Mathematicians in a Bar
An infinite crowd of mathematicians enter a bar. The first one orders a pint, the second one orders half a pint, the third one orders a quarter pint. The bartender says, "Ok, I get it!" and pours two pints.
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Number Scare
Q: Did you here about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?
A: He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
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