Math & Science Jokes - Mathematics

He Is On The Outside

An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced- in area for some sheep, but they have a limited amount of building material. The engineer gets up first and makes a square fence with the material, reasoning that it's a pretty good working solution. "No no," says the physicist, "there's a better way." He takes the fence and makes a circular pen, showing how it encompasses the maximum possible space with the given material. Then the mathematician speaks up: "No, no, there's an even better way." To the others' amusement he proceeds to construct a little tiny fence around himself, then declares: "I define myself to be on the outside."

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Favorite Film

This math test can predict your favorite film (mine was Spider Man - No way home)
Pick a number between 1 and 9.
Multiply by 3
Add 3 to that number
Multiply by 3 again
Add the two digits together
Now discover your favorite film!

  1. Solo: A Star Wars Story
  2. Spider Man - No way home
  3. Captain America
  4. Black Panther
  5. The Martian
  6. Avengers: Infinity War
  7. Isle of Dogs
  8. Ready Player One
  9. The Joy of Anal Sex with Male Sheep
  10. Annihilation

Anonymous

Fun Facts

Q: What do you call an opinion without 3.14?
A: An onion.

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