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Math & Science Jokes - Mathematics
He Is On The Outside
An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced- in area for some sheep, but they have a limited amount of building material. The engineer gets up first and makes a square fence with the material, reasoning that it's a pretty good working solution. "No no," says the physicist, "there's a better way." He takes the fence and makes a circular pen, showing how it encompasses the maximum possible space with the given material. Then the mathematician speaks up: "No, no, there's an even better way." To the others' amusement he proceeds to construct a little tiny fence around himself, then declares: "I define myself to be on the outside."
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Favorite Film
This math test can predict your favorite film (mine was Spider Man - No way home)
Pick a number between 1 and 9.
Multiply by 3
Add 3 to that number
Multiply by 3 again
Add the two digits together
Now discover your favorite film!
- Solo: A Star Wars Story
- Spider Man - No way home
- Captain America
- Black Panther
- The Martian
- Avengers: Infinity War
- Isle of Dogs
- Ready Player One
- The Joy of Anal Sex with Male Sheep
- Annihilation
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Fun Facts
Q: What do you call an opinion without 3.14?
A: An onion.
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