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Cesium the Beautiful

Cesium the Beautiful
Oh beautiful for blue of skies, Among thy spectral lines. When cast upon the waters clear, Thy splendid fire shines. Oh Cesium, Oh Cesium, Our days we trust to thee. Thy faultless rhyme, In keeping time, From care doth set us free. 

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Arrested

Q: What was the charge when NaCl got arrested?
A: A salt.

Anonymous

Ghosts Haunt Chemistry Faculties

Q: What kind of ghosts haunt chemistry faculties?
A: Methylated Spirits!

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