Math & Science Jokes - Chemistry Jokes

Arrested

Q: What was the charge when NaCl got arrested?
A: A salt.

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Ghosts Haunt Chemistry Faculties

Q: What kind of ghosts haunt chemistry faculties?
A: Methylated Spirits!

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O Little Melting Particle

O Little Melting Particle (to the tune of "O Little Town Of Bethlehem")
Para Dichloro Benzene how do you melt so well? The plateau of your cooling curve is really something swell. We think the heat of fusion of water is so nice Give up fourteen hundred cals per mole and what you get is ice.

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