Math & Science Jokes - Biology Jokes

Marine Biology

Q: Why did the college student fail his marine biology class?
A: His grade was below C level.

Anonymous

Lawyers for Experiments

Q: Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats?
A: They don't become so attached to the lawyers.

Anonymous

Biology Lab

A group of students had a biology lab. As a part of this lab they were supposed to scrape some bacteria off their teeth with a toothpick and then examine it under the microscope. But this one girl had some problems identifying her bacteria and asked the professor what they were. "Those are sperm cells."

Anonymous
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