One Day

Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Little Johnny: I get up early.

Mrs. Prussy

The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school and their new teacher introduced herself. She wrote on the board that her name is Ms. Prussy and the day passed without any further incidents. The next morning after greeting the class she asked if anyone remembered her name and little Johnny waved frantically. The teacher taken by his enthusiasm called on him. In a timid voice he said "Miss Crunt?"

Little Johnny and Venus Statue

The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: "What do you like best about it?"
"The artwork," says Robert.
"Very good. And you, Peter?"
"Tits!"
"Peter, get out! And you, Johnny?"
"I'm leaving, teacher, I'm leaving."