Bass Players Change a Lightbulb

Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.

Snowboarders to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

Musicians And Light Bulbs

Q: How many musicians does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
A: One, two, one, two, three, four!