Republicans to Change a Light Bulb

Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to change the bulb, one to call the media and publicize it, and one to blame the electric bill on the Bush.

Light Bulb - PC Users

Q: How many PC users does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to do it, but one to check the new bulb for viruses first.

Light Bulb - Joke Readers

Q: How many Jokerz joke readers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 28. One to screw in the first one, 3 to follow the first one by screwing in the exact same bulb, 20 to screw in an almost completely similar bulb with a slight difference, 3 to complain about the lighting, 1 to explain that it was not the right type of bulb for this socket, and 1 standing by displaying the canonical collection of bulbs.