Light Bulb Jokes

Catholic Lightbulb

Q: How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw the light bulb and the other to screw the altar boy in the corner!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Light Bulb Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Pedophile Jokes)
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Microsofties

Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 10. 1 to release a beta version 1 to complete the documentation 1 to test for hardware compatibility 1 to deny tech support 1 to configure the TCP/IP 1 to check for y2k compliance 1 to program the software to be compatible with the other software 1 to approve the invoice for the ladder 1 to change the bulb. (That's nine because there's always one more thing you need.)

Categories: Light Bulb Jokes , Technology Jokes , Riddles
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Lawyers and Lightbulbs

Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Four: one to climb the ladder, one to hold the ladder, one to shake the ladder and one to sue the ladder company.

Categories: Light Bulb Jokes , Riddles , Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes)
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