Jokes about Kids

Penalty for Sex

"Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex." 

Categories: Jokes about Kids , Sex Jokes
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Soldier Coffee

A little boy who was visiting his grandmother made her some coffee. When she went to take a sip she noticed a little toy soldier at the bottom of the cup. When she asked him about it, he told her "It's like the TV commercial grandma. The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!"

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Mormon Kids

Q: Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?
A: Because 30 is too many!

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