A Book of Animals

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. The girl's mother asked her "What does the cow say?" her daughter says "Moooo!" Her mother asks again, "Great! What does the cat say?" her daughter replies "Meow." "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed little three-year-old looked up at her mother and replied, "Bud."

Through the Keyhole

Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are listening through the keyhole as their older sister is getting it on with her new boyfriend. They hear her say, "Oh, Jim, you're going where no man has gone before!"
The six-year-old says to his brother, "He must be fucking her up the ass!"

Pregnant Mystery

A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.  He inquisitively ask the lady,  "why is your stomach so big?"  She replied, "I'm having a baby."  With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"  She said, "He sure is."  Then the little boy with a puzzled look asked, "Is it a good baby?"  She said, "oh yes, its a real good baby."  With even a more surprised and shocked look he said, "Then why in the world did you eat him?"