A Book of Animals

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. The girl's mother asked her "What does the cow say?" her daughter says "Moooo!" Her mother asks again, "Great! What does the cat say?" her daughter replies "Meow." "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed little three-year-old looked up at her mother and replied, "Bud."

Jail Cell Escape

A man escaped jail by digging a hole from his jail cell to the outside world. When finally his work was done, he emerged in the middle of a preschool playground. "I'm free, I'm free!" he shouted. "So what," said a little girl. "I'm four."

Through the Keyhole

Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are listening through the keyhole as their older sister is getting it on with her new boyfriend. They hear her say, "Oh, Jim, you're going where no man has gone before!"
The six-year-old says to his brother, "He must be fucking her up the ass!"