I Spy

Five year old Johnny and his little sister are peeping through a keyhole at their parents making love: "Wow, look at them! And we are not allowed even to stick a finger in our nose!"

The Toy

The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy. "Isn't it rather complicated for a small boy?"  she asked the sales clerk. "It's designed to help the child to live in today's world, madam," the shop assistant replied.... "Any way he tries to put it together is wrong."

Shopping Mall

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.  He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"  The cop asked, "What's he like?"  The little boy replied, "Beer and women with big tits."