Why Two Nostrils?

A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year old daughter asked her why there were two holes in your nose. Her four year old son quickly responded with, "So you can still breath when you pick your nose!"

Kindergarten Teacher

A kindergarden teacher at age 30 was talking to the children seated on the floor around her, absentmindedly she removed her glasses to clean them. "Wow, Miss Collins!", one child exclaimed. "You look really different without your glasses on !" Another child piped up, "I bet she looks different when she takes her teeth out, too!"

Everybody's Doing it

This boy was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water. "That's ridiculous!" he shouted at the pool manager. "Everybody does it." "That may be so," came the reply, "but usually not from the diving board."