Jokes about Families

Lawyer Naming His Daughter

Q: What did a lawyer name his daughter?
A: Sue!

Anonymous

Saddam Hussein and His Father

Q: What did Saddam Hussein have in common with his father?
A: Neither knew when to pull out!

Anonymous

Lost at Krogers

There's a very sad Muslim kid, standing alone in Krogers and crying because he can't find his mother.
A kind store attendant bends over and asks, "Honey, it's going to be alright.  We'll find your mom.  Tell me, what does your mother look like?"
The kid replied, "I have no fucking idea."

Anonymous
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