Jokes about Families

Christmas Party

On the night of the school Christmas party, a boy's girlfriend is changing upstairs. The boyfriend is waiting in the living room with the girlfriend's grandpa and her dog, Rover. As the girlfriend is getting ready the boyfriend says to himself, ''Man I really gotta fart, I think I will let a little out.'' So he does and the grandpa yells ''ROVER!'' The boy thinks to himself, ''All right, now he thinks it's the dog. I think I will let a little more out.'' So he does and the grandpa yells again, ''ROVER!'' The boyfriend says to himself, ''All right, now he really thinks it's the dog. I think I will let the rest out.'' So he lets it rip and the grandpa yells, ''Rover, get over here before that guy poops on you!''

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Fart Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Grandfather Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes)
Anonymous

Tree of Life

A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles are. "Those are the Apples of the Tree of Life," he tells her, by way of poetic concealment. She tells this to her mother, who replies, "Did he say anything about that dead branch they're hanging on?"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Sister Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
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Anonymous

Laughter is the Best Medicine

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine. I guess that was why several of us died of tuberculosis.

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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