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Lightening Strikes Twice
Q: How is lightning like a violist's fingers?
A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.
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Stop Talking
If I wanted any lip from you, I would jiggle my zipper!
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Carry A Lattern
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, "Where ya going boy?" The son smiled and replied, "I'm a-going courting Peggy-Sue." The Father said, "When I went a-courtin', I didn't need me no dang lantern." "Sure Pa, I know." the boy said. "And look what you got !"
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