Holiday Jokes - Valentine's Day Jokes

Valentine Drinks

As I looked into her eyes I felt my knees go weak and my stomach turned to butterflies.
That's when I realized I'd drugged the wrong glass.

Categories: Drug Jokes , Sex Jokes (Rape Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Valentine's Day Jokes)

Submitted BY: Bill Cosby

Q: If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have Mother's Day, and couples have Valentine's day what do single guys have?
A: Palm Sunday.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Riddles , Holiday Jokes (Valentine's Day Jokes)

Anonymous

Q: What is a ram's favorite song on Valentine's Day?
A: I only have eyes for ewe, dear.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Valentine's Day Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)

Anonymous