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Holiday Jokes - Valentine's Day Jokes
French Valentine
Q: What did the French pastry chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A: A hug and a quiche!
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Valentine Drinks
As I looked into her eyes I felt my knees go weak and my stomach turned to butterflies.
That's when I realized I'd drugged the wrong glass.
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Submitted BY: Bill Cosby
Squirrel Love
Q: What do squirrels give each other for Valentine's Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.
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