Holiday Jokes - Valentine's Day Jokes

Monster Valentine's Gift

Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's?
Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you.
Boy Monster: Is it still beating?

Anonymous

Leper's Valentine

Q: How can you tell if a Valentine card is from a leper?
A: The tongue's still in the envelope.

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Anonymous

How to Fall in Love

Scientist 1: What do we need to make people fall in love?
Scientist 2: It's so obvious... We will go cheap... Buy a bag of Hershey's Kisses! 
Scientist 1: ... I should of known that ...

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