Holiday Jokes - Thanksgiving Jokes

Fat Nickname

You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving your new nickname will be "Daaaamn!"

Anonymous

Thanksgiving Tip

Never eat food offered by an adorable toddler relative.
It might look like a cookie, but it's actually the flu.

Submitted BY: MEG

Thanksgiving Tunes

Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to at the first Thanksgiving feast?
A: Plymouth Rock!

Anonymous
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