Holiday Jokes - Thanksgiving Jokes

Black Friday Deals

Got a great Black Friday deal on a  65" 4K TV for $29.99 today.
Of course, there was a catch... The volume was stuck at the max setting so it was incredibly loud.
But for $29.99, I couldn't turn it down.

Anonymous

Moving on Up

This was a really, really big year for me. I got to go home for Thanksgiving and sit at the adults' table. That's 'cause, you know, somebody had to die for me to move up a plate.

Anonymous

Fat Nickname

You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving your new nickname will be "Daaaamn!"

Anonymous
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