Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Chestnut Wins

NEW YORK -- Joey "Jaws'' Chestnut beat his own record and won the Mustard Yellow International Belt on Sunday, downing a stomach-churning 76 hot dogs in 10 minutes to win the annual July Fourth eating contest at Nathan's Famous on Coney Island.
Chestnut, 38, easily secured victory by polishing off 17 more hot dogs than the previous winner, Stormy Daniels.

Anonymous

West Virginia's Most Confusing Day

Q: What is the most confusing day in West Virginia?
A: Father's Day.

Anonymous

New Year's Warning

Q: What happens if you drink so much that you lose your glasses?
A: The rest of the night will be a blur.

Anonymous
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