Top 10 Halloween

Top 10 Halloween Things That Sound Dirty
10. She's a goblin!
9. I'd like to get a little something sweet in the sack.
8. Let me see your bag....wow! You're having a great night!
7. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
6. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch
5. If you just lick it, it'll last longer.
4. Show me your JuJuBees and I'll let you see my Zagnuts.
3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth
2. You scared me stiff!
1. He's got Candy spread out on the living room floor!

Pumpkin Math

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi.

Fang Fix

Q: What does a vampire fear most?
A: Tooth decay.