Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Hungry Zombie

Q: Why did the zombie want to eat Meghan Trainor
A: Because every inch of her was perfect from the bottom to the top.

Copyright © 2014 - Kaitlyn Randall - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Submitted BY: Randall

Ghost Football

Q: Why did the tiny ghost join the football team?
A: He heard they needed a little team spirit.

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Crying Ghost

Q: What does a crying ghost say?
A: Boo-Hoo

Copyright © 2014 - Juliana Palmcook - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Submitted BY: Juliana Palmcook
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