Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Yo Mama - Jack-O-Lantern

Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.

Anonymous

Zombie Apocalypse

Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
A: Hope it's Halloween.

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Anonymous

No Ghost

People say my house is haunted, but I haven't seen a single ghost in the 900 years I've lived here.

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