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Holiday Jokes - Easter Jokes

Jesus Has Risen

Easter is approaching. Father O'Maley checks estimates for the flower decoration of the altar. The catholic florist charges $300. "Too expensive" moans the priest. The protestant florist charged $250, "No, it would not be right to buy at another Christian believer, especially as the price difference is rather small." However, Solly Goldberg charges $75! Religion or economics? After much consideration, Solly obtains the contract. On Easter Sunday morning, Goldberg's men deliver the flowers: wonderful roses, azaleas, camellias, tulips and carnations. O'Maley's last reservations are discarded. When the parishioners arrive in the church, they see the magnificent flower arrangement and a ribbon with the inscription: "Jesus has risen! But the prices of Goldberg always stay the same."

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Mardis Gras has Ended

Mardis Gras is over...
so get your ash to church!

Categories: Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Holiday Jokes (Easter Jokes)
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Easter Humor

Q: Why shouldn't you make jokes about Jesus on Easter?
A: He's not the kind of guy you'd want to cross.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Easter Jokes) , Riddles , Religion Jokes (Jesus Jokes)
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