Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes

Horrible Christmas Gift

Q: What did the deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.

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Yo Momma - Christmas Playing

Yo' Mama is so poor, if yo' daddy doesn't have a hard-on Christmas morning, she gets nothing to play with.

Anonymous

Santa Can't Have Children

Q: Why can't Santa have children?
A: He only comes once a year.

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