Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes

Alphabet Christmas

Q: Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?
A: Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

Submitted BY: chickenandwinnigish

Yo Momma - Christmas Playing

Yo' Mama is so poor, if yo' daddy doesn't have a hard-on Christmas morning, she gets nothing to play with.

Anonymous

Santa Can't Have Children

Q: Why can't Santa have children?
A: He only comes once a year.

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